Description
Screwed! - Survival Tools for Today’s World doesn't just tell you how to deal with a worst case scenario; this app gives you the tools you need to escape completely unscathed. With Screwed! on your iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad, you'll be completely prepared for everything from being lost in the woods to an all out zombie apocalypse.
Don't you just hate it when a zombie apocalypse catches you completely off guard? Screwed! - Survival Tools for Today’s World for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad can help you survive this and nearly any other worst case scenario you can dream up. Other emergency survival apps just tell you how to escape a bad situation, but this one gives you the tools you'll need to survive. Whether you've been overrun by vampires, gotten lost in the woods, or simply found yourself on the wrong side of town, Screwed! - Survival Tools for Today’s World has got your back!
Here are a few of the features that make this a must have app for every emergency:
* Zombie Translator
* Zombie Sound Bomb
* Flashlight
* Wilderness Survival Manual
* Psychology Tests
* How to escape twilight fans
* Rejection lines for all occasions
* Vampire Repellent
* iPhone motion sensor alarm
* Last words and will
* Homeland security alerts
* 2012 countdown
* Match drawing game
* Coordinate locator with email
* Teslameter/EMF tripwire ghost hunting tool
* Mirror
* Urban dictionary
* Badge generator
* 12 inch ruler
* Route Tracker
* Stopwatch
* Vertigo detector
* Redneck dictionary
* Random answer generator
Have you ever drawn straws to see who has to take care of an unpleasant task (like going outside to face marauding zombies, for instance)? With the match drawing game there's no need to go sifting through aftermath and rubble to find straws or matchsticks. Just pull out your device, and open Screwed! In a matter of seconds you'll be drawing matches to see which lucky soul gets to go outside to do battle, while the rest of you courageously hold down the fort. Just be sure to let the winner take the device with him. He'll find the zombie translator to be an invaluable tool in negotiating a truce.
Zombies not a big problem in your part of town? This app also supplies you with all the tips and tools you'll ever need to deal with vampires, gangsters, twilight fans, ghosts, wild animals, nosy people, psychologists and more. And if you find yourself in real trouble, you even have an FBI badge to flash whenever you need it. All you have to do is add your photo to make it official.
With urban and redneck dictionaries to help you understand understand the locals, a compass to help get you through the woods, and a flashlight and EMF detector to get you through a haunted house, Screwed! - Survival Tools for Today’s World leaves nothing to chance.
With this app on your iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad you're prepared for whatever life throws at you. Download Screwed! - Survival Tools for Today’s World now, because you can always hope for the best, but in the end, it always pays to be prepared for the worst.
What's new in Version 1.1
New in this update:
This is a HUGE update with some awesome new features and tools:
- Route Tracker. (Trace your path wherever you go)
- Stopwatch
- Vertigo aid. (Know which way is up)
- Redneck Dictionary
- Random Answer Generator
IPA size 22.9 MB
LANGUAGES: English
REQUIREMENTS: Compatible with iPhone and iPod touch. Requires iOS 4.0 or later.
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